Listen to Coast Roast by Richard Charles Stevens (Rasputin Suite)

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East coast West coast
Full English and French toast
Man of the hour and last-minute guest host
Subway flasher stalking on the Metro
Walking talking trash in a trench coat
Mama’s fishnet stockings and stilettos
Just another notch for the bed post
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Does it make me black if I’m a jive-talking rebel
Does it make me white if I’m a devil
Does it make me bass if I chase away the treble
Does that make me rock or precious metal
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Call me pseudo mental
Do not flatter to embezzle
Call me whiskey bent if I am bound for hell and settled
Call me Magic Jack and stack those chips on elemental
Call me Sonny Trouble and I’ll double up your stack
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Does it make me Streisand if I dress up like in Yentl
Should it matter some who I resemble
Will it make me brake if I press pedal down to metal
Does it pot the black to call the kettle
Call me sentimental
If I flatter to embezzle
Call me whiskey bent if I am bound for hell and settled
Call a cab or drive me halfway mental
Call me Al let’s pad this instrumental
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East coast West coast
Full English and French toast
Colour blind and headed for the ghetto
Only just arrived but I’ve been present since the get go
Holding on for dear life as I let go
Punch me in the nuts and I shall sing this in falsetto
Clutching at my junk like it is bread dough
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Does it make me Amos if I hang out with an Andrew
Does that make me second-hand or brand new
Sitting on a mint with no red cents to rub together
Thinking big with dibs on boxing clever
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Call me pseudo mental
Do not flatter to embezzle
Call me whiskey bent if I am bound for hell and settled
Call me Magic Jack and stack those chips on elemental
Call me Sonny Trouble and I’ll double up your stack
.
Lonely heart disowned since outgrowing Sergeant Pepper
Came into my own and for the better
Not to be facetious but this fast food ain’t delicious
Something smells suspicious could it be this Cosby Sweater
Would this garden salad taste a bit less bland with Feta
Not to be a beggar sir but how’s about that shelter
Would you care to measure pain amidst the leisure of your pleasure
Should I leave a twenty on the dresser
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East coast West coast
Full English and French toast
Colour blind and headed for the ghetto
Only just arrived but I’ve been present since the get go
Holding on for dear life as I let go
Punch me in the nuts and I shall sing this in falsetto
Clutching at my junk like it is bread dough
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Do the sun and moon have any plans to meet up soon
Do the rain clouds cheer up after monsoon
Does the green grass pass on asking out the blue lagoon
Unless there’s beauty lurking in the sand dunes
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Sitting on the dock skimming pebbles
Thinking big and sinking lesser vessels
Level-headed yes yet a little temperamental
Any damage purely accidental
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Call me pseudo mental
Do not flatter to embezzle
Call me whiskey bent if I am bound for hell and settled
Call me Magic Jack and stack those chips on elemental
Call me Sonny Trouble and I’ll double up your stack
.
If I cry in my V.T. will the public vote for me
If I lie to the committee will they sing my praises openly
If I die before I’m fifty will I rise to fame posthumously
Can a dead man thank his fans emotionally
Does it pay to be outspoken need we pay a token fee
If I look at you enough will you discern unspoken plea
If I never groomed a womb can I have a hysterectomy
Will over thinking have adverse effect on me
Can I really play with madness bring my daughter to the slaughter
If I linger at the panty drawer will you think me a stalker
If I dress up as a Taco gringos eat me at the border
Does all this oatmeal really make me taller
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East coast West coast
Full English and French toast
Colour blind and headed for the ghetto
Only just arrived but I’ve been present since the get go
Holding on for dear life as I let go
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East coast West coast
Full English and French toast
Colour blind and headed for the ghetto
Keen on toking green as it’s serene here in the meadow
Future proof when truth be known I’m retro
(Retro)
(Retro)
Retro
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Richard Charles Stevens

Keeper of The Crimson Quill

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