The Night Keeper Came Home

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Starring

Silent Shadow as Dr. Loomis
Keeper of the Crimson Quill as The Shape

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John Carpenter The Haunted House

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It’s the homecoming. That’s right Grueheads, after seven weeks in a secure location, the boogeyman has made his way back to his hometown with only one thought in his mind. Murder? No actually, cheap industrial strength lager is the motivation and the plucky Silent Shadow has risked life and limb to bring us this exclusive transmission from the one place angels fear to tread…the garden shed. Cue a one-off interview with the bringer of nightmares as the pair of us settle back into our usual meaningless banter. For tonight is the night Keeper came home.

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So what can be expected from this broadcast? Sense? Negative. There is no rationalizing what you are about to witness. Jetlag will put paid to this. Instead, forty minutes of utter irreverence is on the cards as Keeper relays a little of his experience in Los Angeles and we spend the remainder of our time speaking utter poppycock. Wht starts out with store-bought burgers lacking in any form of nutrients will invariably end in bloodshed as death comes to this small town. Actually, there is no such thing, just a lot of shit talking and a multitude of utter drivel. No less than you would expect, when these two twisted minds combine it usually ends in waffle and tonight is absolutely no exception to that rule.

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Keeper welcomes all manner of ridiculous questions from his opposite number and rest assured that the answers will be every bit as preposterous. Whether or not you decide to join us for this one-off special depends largely on whether or not you decide to click on the link below but be warned: it won’t enrich your lives in any way, shape or form. In truth, you’ll likely be more confused than before you start out but, should you decide to come along for the ride, then we will save you a bite of our burgers. Failing that, feel free to lick our lips.

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Truly, Really, Clearly, Sincerely,

Keeper of the Crimson Quill

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Copyright: Crimson Quill: Savage Vault Enterprises 2014

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Silent Shadow

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