Pussy Whip

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The Cure “The Love Cats”

Here come the pussy whip…

One pussy, two pussy, three pussy, four
Five pussy, six pussy, seven pussy, mo
Fat pussy, thin pussy, big pussy, small
More pussy come hard, harder pussy fall
Pussy on the mind and pussy on the lips
Too much of the pussy goes directly to the hips
Hand wash non compulsory, no reason to get rid of the sweet scent of pussy on the fingertips

One pussy, two pussy, three pussy, five
Four to the floor and there’s pussy in the hive
Pussy in the attic and three pussies in the cellar
Pussies of a feather, well they tend to flock together
Pussy gettin’ soakin’ wet in all terrain and weather
Pussy takin’ side bets, cooler gettin’ hett up
Pussy startin’ trouble, clever pussy never fess up
Pussy gettin’ paid, leave a twenty on the dresser

One pussy, two pussy, three pussy, four
Big bad cock slammin’ pussy ’til its sore
Pussy takin’ notes and smart pussy keepin’ score
In the midnight hour, rebel pussy cries
More, More, More
Pussy gettin’ high, pussy on the down low
Pussy on the dial-up, queuing for the download
Pussy with most seeders, no more heavy bleeder
Step up to the wrong pussy, pussy will defeat ya

One pussy, two pussy, three pussy, four
Pussy past its shelf date and rotten to the core
Eat pussy, pray pussy, love pussy, hate pussy
Pussy on a pedestal, never less than great pussy
Dressed up to the nines pussy, dressed down to the eights pussy
Early bird special, yet nothing for the late pussy
Speak another lingo, pussy can translate yo
Hot like a potato if pussy gives the say so

One pussy, two pussy, three pussy, four
Shipwrecked pussy all washed up on the shore
Give the kiss of life to pussy, pussy won’t forget you
Treat pussy correctly and pussy will respect you
Open to suggestion, closed to excess tension
Prone to mild congestion and bouts of apprehension
Pussy in contraction, knows just how to trap ’em
Suck both balls in, take a bow and clap ’em

One pussy, two pussy, three pussy, four
Pussy go miaow and pussy fucking roar
Should you spot a wild pussy out here on the range
Pull your neck in son as some pussy can’t be tamed
It would be a crime to let good pussy go to waste
Reprimand the pussy when the pussy’s running late
Pussy doesn’t tend to take at all kindly to treason
Hell it hath no fury like a pussy in mid-season

One pussy, two pussy, three pussy, four
Five pussy, six pussy, seven pussy, mo
Dirty by the dozen like a creepy second cousin
Undefeated, not about to hang the gloves up
Where’d the love go, maybe only pussy know
Cruisin’ for perusin’ should the pussy choose to show
Keep it fresh and clean or it could lead to funky fingers
Keep that garden pretty or Godspeed with cunnilingus
Keep that thing away from me, it’s fifteen fucking inches
Easy tiger, fear vagina, may well feel the pinch kid
Give this pussy grounds and there will be no reach around son
As pussy’s coming strapped with fifteen inches of its own son
Pussy’s got you trapped dog, too late to turn back
Given pussy ample reason to attack dog
Better run for cover, try to give pussy the slip
As you’re set to get motherfuckin’ pussy whipped