Keeper’s Treasury of Verse

 

 

Welcome, to my Treasury of Verse. Here you will find an entire catalogue of prose published since 2013, when I first commenced writing under the pseudonym of Keeper. There are a wide array of treasures in this particular rabbit hOle, some of which are fiction, others poetry, and of course the introspective pieces which I have become known for over the past few years. Views and opinions may well have changed during that time, some considerably.

However, every last one of these works was delivered straight from the soul at the time of writing and, as a proud journeyman, I feel it important to chart my artistic trajectory as I have battled numerous inner demons and finally arrived at the realization that they’ve been leading me down the left-hand path for a very distinct reason. I trust you will enjoy your time here and remind you that quality control is a massive thing for a perfectionist like myself. My wish has always been to engage the reader using every last tool at my disposal. And every last beat of my bloody heart must be left there on parchment. Now, let’s bleed together shall we?

 

 

 

 


#Stalker 
3:10 to Zuma 
10 Faces I’d Like To Punch 
10 Things I Love About Grue 
15 Minutes of Shame 
78 Card Pick-Up 
99 Solutions 
1001 Reasons 
2018: Year of the Spartan 
A Beautiful Fucked-Up Mind 
A Day At The Wacky Races 
A Matter of Mind 
A Mighty Fleet 
A Nekromantik Tale 
A Serbian Nightmare 
A Tale of Two Testicles 
ABOMINATION! 
Access All Areas 
Advent 
Adventure of A Lifetime 
Adventurer Wanted 
Alice Does Wonderland 
All Aboard The Human Centipede 
Almost Human 
An Evening With Frogger 
An Ode To The Grueheads 
An Old Dog Sings The Blues 
Angry Baboons Will Fuck You 
Anonymous Narcotic 
Anti-Social
Anton Yelchin: Stargazer 
Appreciate
Ash’s Lament 
Attack of The Drones 
Awake 
Baby Steps & Giant Leaps 
Bad Blood 
Bad Days & Good Vibrations 
Bandit Manhunt 
Basket Case Blues 
Battle of the Bust
Be Kind Rewind
Bequeath 
Better Chemistry Through Living 
Better Man 
Beyond the Battle of the Bust
Black Widow 
Blank Canvas 
Bleeding Out 
Blondes Prefer Gentlemen 
Blood Line 
Blue-Eyed Boy 
Blue Monday 
Bonkers 
Booty Calling 
Born Again 
Boys Have A Penis, Girls Have A Vagina. 
Brain Sex 
Brave New World 
Breast Intentions 
Bridge Over Bubbling Cauldron 
Bucket or Fuck It? 
C.R.A.W.L. 
Camera Shy 
Camp Fright 
Cannibal Abomination 
Capolavoro 
Carnívoro 
Carrie and I 
Castaway Blues 
Castlevania: Alucard’s Quest 
Cataclysm 
Cat’o’Nine Lives 
Censored 
Chairman of The Hoard 
Chatterbox 
Chicks With Guns 
Chomp Thing
Choose Your Destiny: The Challenge 
Christine: Driven to Destruction 
Chronicle of Slumber 
Clusterfuck 
Cometh The Fly 
Come Fly With Me 
Comfortable Strangers 
Comfortably Numb
Confessions 
Confessions of a Sex Kitten 
Confessions of An All-American Cheerleader 
Confessions of The Invisible Man 
Confetti 
Conquering Kilimanjaro 
Conundrum 
Crawling Sure Beats Dying 
Creators Unite 
Crimson Requiem 
Critic
Cropsy: The Burning Within 
Crossed: The Scourge 
Crumbling Under Nightmarish Truth 
Cuckoos, Magic Carpets & Faraway Trees 
Curses, Foiled Again! 
Cyberpunked 
Datespeed 
Date With a Human Centipede 
Deadline 
Dead Ends and New Beginnings 
Dead Freshman’s Society 
Death Loop 
Decisions, Decisions 
Demons! Demons! Demons! 
Desert Island Castaways
DICK 
Die You Alien Bitches! 
Don’t Blame Dennis 
Don’t Feed After Midnight 
Don’t Go Near The Last House By the Edge of The Woods… Alone 
Doppelgänger 
Dorks of The World Unite! 
Dorothy Does Oz 
Down With Law 
Dracula: Banquet of The Damned 
Dream Job 
Eclectic: A Life in Music 
Eighties + Horror = KABOOM! 
Eighties Horror: The Great Flashback Giveaway 
Eighties Slasher: The Definitive Cut 
Eli Roth: Horror’s Great White Hope 
Ellie’s Verse 
Endgames 
English Psycho 
Enjoy Your Trip 
Escape From The Eighties 
Evergreen 
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Deadpool But Were Too Chicken Shit To Ask 
Every Closet Has Its Monster 
Everyone Loves a Kidder 
Exorcised 
Face or Gut? 
Famous Last Words 
Fangs For The Memories
Fearleader 
Fear is The Mindkiller
Feminia 
Final Girl 
First Time 
Flesh and Blood 
Flying With Monkeys 
Follow The Leader 
Four Funerals & A Wedding 
For The Sake of a Soul 
Formation 
Frankenstein For Dummies 
Frankenstein Meet Bride 
From Chills to Spills
From Lion – to Mouse
Funny Boy 
Funny Business 
Future Proof 
Games of Death: Resident Evil
Going There
Goldilocks & The Three Bears: The Home Invasion 
Good Bot, Bad Bot 
Good Shit! 
Gosh Darn It: Thanks! 
Grue Monday 
Hanging With Arthropods 
Hangman Tree 
  Hänsel and Gretel Make a Porno 
Head Full of Horrors 
Head In The Clouds: A Hardcore Rave Souvenir 
Hell Granny 
Hell Hath Fury 
Higher Ground 
Him or Me? 
Hirax: Brotherhood of The Black Heart 
Honey I Shrunk Keeper 
Horror: An Idiot’s Guide 
Hostelized 
Hot For Teacher 
House of Fun 
How About Those Nineties 
How Katrina Fell In Love With a Sea-Monster 
How Keeper Got His Groove Back 
How To Make an Eighties Slasher 
How To Survive a Horror Movie 
Human After All 
I Can 
I Feast On Your Bones 
I Spit On Your Goose 
I Was A Teenage Deadhead
I Wish, I Wish I Was Samuel L. Jackson 
If I Should Die Before I Wake 
Ill Communication 
Imaginary Fiend 
In Linnea We Trust 
In The Moment 
Indigestion 
Inquisition 
Insta-Famous 
Invasion of the Humongous Blood-Sucking Leeches from Outer Space 
Invasion of The Crawlbots 
Iskra Unmuted 
It’s My Party 
Jigsaw’s Puzzle 
Judgement Calls 
Kaleb Tholen: Kindred 
Keeper and The Candyman 
Keeper and The Crate 
Keeper vs. Bieber 
Keeper vs. Keeper 
Keeper’s Grue Banquet 
Keeper’s Mindfuck Carnival 
Kiss My Jaws 
Krazy (Starring Kreepazoid Kelly) 
L.H. Grey: Queen Macabre COMING SOON 
LSD 101: Walking The Wild 
Last Man Standing 
Laughing Out Loud: A Tribute to Eighties Comedy 
Life & Other Lessons 
Life of a Scribe 
Life After Cornelius 
Little Miss Muffet: Tales From The Tuffet 
Little Red Riding Hood: Cries of The Wolf 
Living Dead Girl 
Living in Shadows 
Loaded Questions
Looking Glass 
Lost & Found
Love Bleeds
Love Fights Back
Lucky? Like Fuck 
Lucky 7’s 
Lucky Man 
Lurker 
Mad Carnival: Call of The Cloyne 
Magic Carpet Ride 
Making Conversation 
Malpractice
Man or Bandicoot?
Man or Mouse?
Mares, Scares, & Cheddar
Marooned
Mating Games
Matt Horwich: Multiverse Surfer
Mediabolical
Meeting John Amplas
Meltdown
Mental Health & Me
Mindscapes
Miss TEASE!
Monkey Business
Much Ado Without Bluffing
Mutation
My Friend The Warrior
My Friends Are All Dead and I’m Next
My Ghoul
My Red Blooded Valentine
Narnia: A Delight Most Dubious
Never Before
Night Cap
Night of the Comet: The Reunion
Night of The Screaming Co-Eds
No Place Like Home
Nostalgia & Chianti
Novocained
Now You See Me
Off With His Head
Oh No, It’s Ren & Stimpy
Oh The Horror!
Ola El Lecheroso Bandito
Once More Down The Rabbit Hole
One Down the Rabbit Hole
One Flew Into The Cuckoo’s Nest
Otherworldly
Over
Overdrive
Overnight
Pass Me The Valium (Starring valiumfreak)
Perfectly Ten
Pig
Places in My Mind
Plain High Drifter
Plexus
POISON
Postcards From Vice City
Power Shower
Pride in The Shame Game
Push It To The Limit
Rags To Rags & Other Riches
Ravage
Re-Animation
Read My Mind
Recollections of My Time as Street Algae
Reptile Dysfunction
Retro vs. Hereafter
Richard vs. The Chimp
Ride Or Die
Road To Somewhere
Romero: Godfather of The Dead
Ronda Rousey: Delectable Destroyer
Ron Burgundy: The Man, The Myth, The Balls
Saara Aalto: Snow Fairy
Sada Vidoo: Rise of The Living Doll
Satan’s Little Helper
Scared Yet?
Scatter Brain
Science is Weird
Scooby-Doo & The Curse of Bloodstone Manor
Season’s Grue Things
Sex Sells, Genitals Smell
Shadow of Kilimanjaro
Shadow Play
Shawshanked!
Should Memory Serve
Shuffling With Zombies
Simpat Beshirian: Severed
Sin First, Repent Later
Six Million Ways to Die
Slash Bash
Slasher
Sleepwalking
Slippery When Wet
Sloan Vicious: Ravished
Snakes & Ladders
Something From Nothing

Soul Search
Space Cadet
Spook Show
Star Wars: Awakening The Force
Star Wars: Keeper vs. Vader
Stick It To The Man!
Straight Outta Corringham
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
Summer Camp
Sünny Side Üp
Swamp Thing Must Die
Sweet Dreams
Sympathy For Devils
Take Me To Your Leader
Talk Or Die
Talking Head
Tarantino Unchained
Tears of a Clown
Teetering
Ten Minute Bloodbath
Tenebrous
Terrorizer
That’s So Cliché
The ABCs of Grue
The Amplas Effect
The Anger Games
The AnnThraxx Epidemic
The Anti-Social Network
The Art of Hell-Raising
The Ballad of Barbara Bloch
The Banquet
The Big What If?
The Bonus Brain Hypothesis
The Camel Toe Complex
The Convoluted Passageway
The Court of Madness
The Cupid Conjecture
The Current Alternation
The Cynic
The Dare Devil
The Day The World Stopped
The Denial of Donald Treseden
The Devil’s Advocate
The Diversity Persuasion
The Emily Debacle
The Fall & Rise of Personal Heroes
The Fungus Among Us
The Gag
The Good, The Bad and The Living Dead
The Greatest Nightclub on Earth
The Horrors
The Ice Cream Van From Hell
The Importance of Idle Hands
The Jesus Hitler Debacle
The Last Dance
The Last Supper
The Last Temptation of Keeper
The Last Waltz
The Leading Man Nobody Knew
The Legacy Confabulation
The Lost Art of Intimacy
The Love Bleed
The Luckiest Guy on Earth
The Magician
The Mourning After
The Muppet Dead
The Opinionation Supposition
The Optimist
The Quench: Eternity’s Kiss
The Sanity Clause
The Schrödinger Theorem
The Sluggish Demise of Cornelius
The Springbok, The Gibbon & The Frisky Canine
The Stocking Filler
The Trip: A Reflection in Technicolor
The Upskirt Files
The Very Simplest of Pleasures
The Weird & The Wonderful
The Wretched Fortunes of Sven The Impaler
The XXX Factor
The Young & The Dead
Then & Now
Time Flies
Tobe Hooper: Master of Horror
To Probe Or Not To Probe
To Therapy & Beyond
Transcendental Endings
Trial and Error
Trollers Gonna Troll
True Grue: Ingredients
Tug ‘o’ War
Twilight Journal
Twilight of The Dead
Twittered
Unholy War
United We Slay
Unsaid
Up, Down & Everywhere In-Between
Verm
Vice: A User’s Tale
Videos & Nasties
Voodelirium
Waiting For Salvation
Waiting To Die
Waiting To Live
Waking Up in Tromaville
Walking The Rose Trail
Waterfall
WE. ARE. SPARTAN.
We Are Enough
We Need To Talk About Skeletor
Weirdos From Another Planet!
Wes Craven: Nightmare Maker
What’s The Worst That Could Happen?
Whatever Happened To Acid?
What’s in The Box?
What Do You See?
When Hart Met Marcus
When Quill Met Quigley
Where Am I & How The Fuck Did I Get Here?
Who The Hell is Adam Ginsberg?
Wings 
Wired For Sound
Women in Uniform
Words Play I Say
Xtro-Terrestrial
You, Me And Beetlejuice
Zombieber
Zombies Ate My Smart Phone 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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