Welcome, to my Treasury of Verse. Here you will find an entire catalogue of prose published since 2013, when I first commenced writing under the pseudonym of Keeper. There are a wide array of treasures in this particular rabbit hOle, some of which are fiction, others poetry, and of course the introspective pieces which I have become known for over the past few years. Views and opinions may well have changed during that time, some considerably.
However, every last one of these works was delivered straight from the soul at the time of writing and, as a proud journeyman, I feel it important to chart my artistic trajectory as I have battled numerous inner demons and finally arrived at the realization that they’ve been leading me down the left-hand path for a very distinct reason. I trust you will enjoy your time here and remind you that quality control is a massive thing for a perfectionist like myself. My wish has always been to engage the reader using every last tool at my disposal. And every last beat of my bloody heart must be left there on parchment. Now, let’s bleed together shall we?
#Stalker
3:10 to Zuma
10 Faces I’d Like To Punch
10 Things I Love About Grue
15 Minutes of Shame
78 Card Pick-Up
99 Solutions
1001 Reasons
2018: Year of the Spartan
A Beautiful Fucked-Up Mind
A Day At The Wacky Races
A Matter of Mind
A Mighty Fleet
A Nekromantik Tale
A Serbian Nightmare
A Tale of Two Testicles
ABOMINATION!
Access All Areas
Advent
Adventure of A Lifetime
Adventurer Wanted
Alice Does Wonderland
All Aboard The Human Centipede
Almost Human
An Evening With Frogger
An Ode To The Grueheads
An Old Dog Sings The Blues
Angry Baboons Will Fuck You
Anonymous Narcotic
Anti-Social
Anton Yelchin: Stargazer
Appreciate
Ash’s Lament
Attack of The Drones
Awake
Baby Steps & Giant Leaps
Bad Blood
Bad Days & Good Vibrations
Bandit Manhunt
Basket Case Blues
Battle of the Bust
Be Kind Rewind
Bequeath
Better Chemistry Through Living
Better Man
Beyond the Battle of the Bust
Black Widow
Blank Canvas
Bleeding Out
Blondes Prefer Gentlemen
Blood Line
Blue-Eyed Boy
Blue Monday
Bonkers
Booty Calling
Born Again
Boys Have A Penis, Girls Have A Vagina.
Brain Sex
Brave New World
Breast Intentions
Bridge Over Bubbling Cauldron
Bucket or Fuck It?
C.R.A.W.L.
Camera Shy
Camp Fright
Cannibal Abomination
Capolavoro
Carnívoro
Carrie and I
Castaway Blues
Castlevania: Alucard’s Quest
Cataclysm
Cat’o’Nine Lives
Censored
Chairman of The Hoard
Chatterbox
Chicks With Guns
Chomp Thing
Choose Your Destiny: The Challenge
Christine: Driven to Destruction
Chronicle of Slumber
Clusterfuck
Cometh The Fly
Come Fly With Me
Comfortable Strangers
Comfortably Numb
Confessions
Confessions of a Sex Kitten
Confessions of An All-American Cheerleader
Confessions of The Invisible Man
Confetti
Conquering Kilimanjaro
Conundrum
Crawling Sure Beats Dying
Creators Unite
Crimson Requiem
Critic
Cropsy: The Burning Within
Crossed: The Scourge
Crumbling Under Nightmarish Truth
Cuckoos, Magic Carpets & Faraway Trees
Curses, Foiled Again!
Cyberpunked
Datespeed
Date With a Human Centipede
Deadline
Dead Ends and New Beginnings
Dead Freshman’s Society
Death Loop
Decisions, Decisions
Demons! Demons! Demons!
Desert Island Castaways
DICK
Die You Alien Bitches!
Don’t Blame Dennis
Don’t Feed After Midnight
Don’t Go Near The Last House By the Edge of The Woods… Alone
Doppelgänger
Dorks of The World Unite!
Dorothy Does Oz
Down With Law
Dracula: Banquet of The Damned
Dream Job
Eclectic: A Life in Music
Eighties + Horror = KABOOM!
Eighties Horror: The Great Flashback Giveaway
Eighties Slasher: The Definitive Cut
Eli Roth: Horror’s Great White Hope
Ellie’s Verse
Endgames
English Psycho
Enjoy Your Trip
Escape From The Eighties
Evergreen
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Deadpool But Were Too Chicken Shit To Ask
Every Closet Has Its Monster
Everyone Loves a Kidder
Exorcised
Face or Gut?
Famous Last Words
Fangs For The Memories
Fearleader
Fear is The Mindkiller
Feminia
Final Girl
First Time
Flesh and Blood
Flying With Monkeys
Follow The Leader
Four Funerals & A Wedding
For The Sake of a Soul
Formation
Frankenstein For Dummies
Frankenstein Meet Bride
From Chills to Spills
From Lion – to Mouse
Funny Boy
Funny Business
Future Proof
Games of Death: Resident Evil
Going There
Goldilocks & The Three Bears: The Home Invasion
Good Bot, Bad Bot
Good Shit!
Gosh Darn It: Thanks!
Grue Monday
Hanging With Arthropods
Hangman Tree
Hänsel and Gretel Make a Porno
Head Full of Horrors
Head In The Clouds: A Hardcore Rave Souvenir
Hell Granny
Hell Hath Fury
Higher Ground
Him or Me?
Hirax: Brotherhood of The Black Heart
Honey I Shrunk Keeper
Horror: An Idiot’s Guide
Hostelized
Hot For Teacher
House of Fun
How About Those Nineties
How Katrina Fell In Love With a Sea-Monster
How Keeper Got His Groove Back
How To Make an Eighties Slasher
How To Survive a Horror Movie
Human After All
I Can
I Feast On Your Bones
I Spit On Your Goose
I Was A Teenage Deadhead
I Wish, I Wish I Was Samuel L. Jackson
If I Should Die Before I Wake
Ill Communication
Imaginary Fiend
In Linnea We Trust
In The Moment
Indigestion
Inquisition
Insta-Famous
Invasion of the Humongous Blood-Sucking Leeches from Outer Space
Invasion of The Crawlbots
Iskra Unmuted
It’s My Party
Jigsaw’s Puzzle
Judgement Calls
Kaleb Tholen: Kindred
Keeper and The Candyman
Keeper and The Crate
Keeper vs. Bieber
Keeper vs. Keeper
Keeper’s Grue Banquet
Keeper’s Mindfuck Carnival
Kiss My Jaws
Krazy (Starring Kreepazoid Kelly)
L.H. Grey: Queen Macabre COMING SOON
LSD 101: Walking The Wild
Last Man Standing
Laughing Out Loud: A Tribute to Eighties Comedy
Life & Other Lessons
Life of a Scribe
Life After Cornelius
Little Miss Muffet: Tales From The Tuffet
Little Red Riding Hood: Cries of The Wolf
Living Dead Girl
Living in Shadows
Loaded Questions
Looking Glass
Lost & Found
Love Bleeds
Love Fights Back
Lucky? Like Fuck
Lucky 7’s
Lucky Man
Lurker
Mad Carnival: Call of The Cloyne
Magic Carpet Ride
Making Conversation
Malpractice
Man or Bandicoot?
Man or Mouse?
Mares, Scares, & Cheddar
Marooned
Mating Games
Matt Horwich: Multiverse Surfer
Mediabolical
Meeting John Amplas
Meltdown
Mental Health & Me
Mindscapes
Miss TEASE!
Monkey Business
Much Ado Without Bluffing
Mutation
My Friend The Warrior
My Friends Are All Dead and I’m Next
My Ghoul
My Red Blooded Valentine
Narnia: A Delight Most Dubious
Never Before
Night Cap
Night of the Comet: The Reunion
Night of The Screaming Co-Eds
No Place Like Home
Nostalgia & Chianti
Novocained
Now You See Me
Off With His Head
Oh No, It’s Ren & Stimpy
Oh The Horror!
Ola El Lecheroso Bandito
Once More Down The Rabbit Hole
One Down the Rabbit Hole
One Flew Into The Cuckoo’s Nest
Otherworldly
Over
Overdrive
Overnight
Pass Me The Valium (Starring valiumfreak)
Perfectly Ten
Pig
Places in My Mind
Plain High Drifter
Plexus
POISON
Postcards From Vice City
Power Shower
Pride in The Shame Game
Push It To The Limit
Rags To Rags & Other Riches
Ravage
Re-Animation
Read My Mind
Recollections of My Time as Street Algae
Reptile Dysfunction
Retro vs. Hereafter
Richard vs. The Chimp
Ride Or Die
Road To Somewhere
Romero: Godfather of The Dead
Ronda Rousey: Delectable Destroyer
Ron Burgundy: The Man, The Myth, The Balls
Saara Aalto: Snow Fairy
Sada Vidoo: Rise of The Living Doll
Satan’s Little Helper
Scared Yet?
Scatter Brain
Science is Weird
Scooby-Doo & The Curse of Bloodstone Manor
Season’s Grue Things
Sex Sells, Genitals Smell
Shadow of Kilimanjaro
Shadow Play
Shawshanked!
Should Memory Serve
Shuffling With Zombies
Simpat Beshirian: Severed
Sin First, Repent Later
Six Million Ways to Die
Slash Bash
Slasher
Sleepwalking
Slippery When Wet
Sloan Vicious: Ravished
Snakes & Ladders
Something From Nothing
Soul Search
Space Cadet
Spook Show
Star Wars: Awakening The Force
Star Wars: Keeper vs. Vader
Stick It To The Man!
Straight Outta Corringham
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
Summer Camp
Sünny Side Üp
Swamp Thing Must Die
Sweet Dreams
Sympathy For Devils
Take Me To Your Leader
Talk Or Die
Talking Head
Tarantino Unchained
Tears of a Clown
Teetering
Ten Minute Bloodbath
Tenebrous
Terrorizer
That’s So Cliché
The ABCs of Grue
The Amplas Effect
The Anger Games
The AnnThraxx Epidemic
The Anti-Social Network
The Art of Hell-Raising
The Ballad of Barbara Bloch
The Banquet
The Big What If?
The Bonus Brain Hypothesis
The Camel Toe Complex
The Convoluted Passageway
The Court of Madness
The Cupid Conjecture
The Current Alternation
The Cynic
The Dare Devil
The Day The World Stopped
The Denial of Donald Treseden
The Devil’s Advocate
The Diversity Persuasion
The Emily Debacle
The Fall & Rise of Personal Heroes
The Fungus Among Us
The Gag
The Good, The Bad and The Living Dead
The Greatest Nightclub on Earth
The Horrors
The Ice Cream Van From Hell
The Importance of Idle Hands
The Jesus Hitler Debacle
The Last Dance
The Last Supper
The Last Temptation of Keeper
The Last Waltz
The Leading Man Nobody Knew
The Legacy Confabulation
The Lost Art of Intimacy
The Love Bleed
The Luckiest Guy on Earth
The Magician
The Mourning After
The Muppet Dead
The Opinionation Supposition
The Optimist
The Quench: Eternity’s Kiss
The Sanity Clause
The Schrödinger Theorem
The Sluggish Demise of Cornelius
The Springbok, The Gibbon & The Frisky Canine
The Stocking Filler
The Trip: A Reflection in Technicolor
The Upskirt Files
The Very Simplest of Pleasures
The Weird & The Wonderful
The Wretched Fortunes of Sven The Impaler
The XXX Factor
The Young & The Dead
Then & Now
Time Flies
Tobe Hooper: Master of Horror
To Probe Or Not To Probe
To Therapy & Beyond
Transcendental Endings
Trial and Error
Trollers Gonna Troll
True Grue: Ingredients
Tug ‘o’ War
Twilight Journal
Twilight of The Dead
Twittered
Unholy War
United We Slay
Unsaid
Up, Down & Everywhere In-Between
Verm
Vice: A User’s Tale
Videos & Nasties
Voodelirium
Waiting For Salvation
Waiting To Die
Waiting To Live
Waking Up in Tromaville
Walking The Rose Trail
Waterfall
WE. ARE. SPARTAN.
We Are Enough
We Need To Talk About Skeletor
Weirdos From Another Planet!
Wes Craven: Nightmare Maker
What’s The Worst That Could Happen?
Whatever Happened To Acid?
What’s in The Box?
What Do You See?
When Hart Met Marcus
When Quill Met Quigley
Where Am I & How The Fuck Did I Get Here?
Who The Hell is Adam Ginsberg?
Wings
Wired For Sound
Women in Uniform
Words Play I Say
Xtro-Terrestrial
You, Me And Beetlejuice
Zombieber
Zombies Ate My Smart Phone
Keeper, this looks fantastic. The pic made me snarl xo