For my dear friend and sister from another septic blister, Sharon Lawson.

Listen to Good For Something by Richard Charles Stevens (Unbelievable Suite)

Listen to Unbelievable by EMF

In every way conceivable
.
Maybe grab that TENA Lady
This could be a gusher
Father Time got old and cold war raged in Mother Russia
Suddenly a mouse appeared
This rodent like no other
Bagged herself a friend to no end
Snagged herself a brother
Not much I can say that doesn’t translate to I love ya
So much that I break out in a stut-stut-stut-stutter
.
Cracking knuckles
Stacking heckles
Place your bets
I’m backing Freckles
.
Cracking knuckles
Stacking heckles
Place your bets
I’m backing Freckles
.
Make me piss my pants
No guarantee that I’ll recover
Not afraid of sewage since you moved me to the gutter
Let me make this plain you are a shameless insane nutter
No shame in your game as you’re the bread that led the butter
If you were a race horse I could not resist a flutter
And should that seem too stalky
You can always close the shutter
.
Cracking knuckles
Stacking heckles
Place your bets
I’m backing Freckles
.
Cracking knuckles
Stacking heckles
Place your bets
I’m backing Freckles
.
Cracking knuckles
Stacking heckles
Place your bets
I’m backing Freckles
.
Cracking knuckles
Stacking heckles
Place your bets
I’m backing Freckles
.
You’ll do nothing of the sort of course
With not a thought lent to remorse
Brave of heart with language coarse
Slave to each fantastic thought
Play the game with magnum force
Never one time mapping course
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Freckles (repeat)
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There’s a runaway train on the way through your brain
Writhing and thriving like snakes on a plane
Sky diving
Rising to prize each horizon
With all the mischief
You can feast your keen eyes on
To understand and to express
One winning smile with lips undressed
To understand and to express
One winning smile with lips undressed
To understand and to express
One winning smile with lips undressed
To understand and to express
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You make the whole world better just by smiling through each pain
If I never had of met cha would’ve never been the same
You’re an inspiration in a myriad of ways
Constant motivation and a cavalcade of praise
Life would lack a stack without your heckles
Just know I’ve got your back
And that’s that Freckles
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Knew that something good was gonna happen
Plymouth Fury Red the chosen colour of your wagon
One winner zero losers and I say this shit with passion
Glory hallelujah to ya
Thanks for all the Valium
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Cracking knuckles
Stacking heckles
Place your bets
I’m backing Freckles
.
Cracking knuckles
Stacking heckles
.

Richard Charles Stevens

Keeper of The Crimson Quill

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